DLC Quest is $2.50, it is worth all 250 pennies.
Okay, I tried to be cool, I bought the game, I think Simcity has some great ideas, but everything WAS A LIE.
They said cities can’t be bigger because of complex computations, well.. here they are.
They said it needs to be online because of math done on a server. NOPE!
They said that the sims all have individual homes and lives. Nope - they act like power or sewage and take the shortest (not best) to the first open job, using the first open form of transport along the shortest route. They don’t go backwards to go forwards faster, they don’t have a set job and will work at a different place tomorrow if it’s open/closer.
Everything that comes out of Lucy Bradshaw has been a fucking lie, everything from EA/Maxis on the game has been a fucking lie.
I think it’s a good game, but these fucking shitlords lied about everything.
Make A Game
I need to make a little game.
A game about gun control.
The idea is simple, I keep hearing from the NRA “If we all have guns everywhere, we will be safe from shooting.”
So the game is simple, you will have a gun, as will a random number of others (either NPC or human controlled). Civilian characters will point and scream at those who pull out guns or shoot, or run away screaming, maybe both.
You are in a place like a mall or a school. At some random point in time, a shooter will try and kill people.
The shooter is a normal model, there is no UI pointing them out. Armed “heroes” can interact using stock phrases such as “put down the gun” or “the shooter is over that way!”
There will also be an aquire/giving shooter information mechanic. Where you can target someone, press Q to nake a note of their description and then press E when near others to describe them as the shooter. The Shooter can also use this mechanic.
Several minutes after the first shot, police arrive and will follow procedure when dealing with armed people. Players will be expected to put the gun on the ground.
Once everyone who drew a gun is disarmed or dead, the game will tally the dead and who shot who.
I expect multiple deaths due to the addition of “heroes” but I want to make a game that is fair, but it’s a situation that is biased toward the lone crazy whose goal is death, destruction and chaos and will be about confusion, and political.
Call it Gun Party, as I got this idea after reading about Spy Party.
Saw this on Worth Reading.
This video is like chugging 8 cans of Real 4-Loko, being locked in an arcade and having a nostalgia trip, maybe also some speed.
Whatever, it’s fucking great and Moot (you know, the guy who
blessed cursed us with 4chan) is in it.
Oh and the song is catchy. I haven’t heard from Anamanaguchi in too long.
So a little game about forum comments by Emily Gera. Found it via the RPS Sunday Papers. Everything about it reads true as fuck to most comments on sites.
Graphics from the 90’s: flyer design for Capcom arcade classics.
Captain Commando (1991)
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (1992)
Warriors of Fate (1992)
Knights of the Round (1991)
The King of Dragons (1991)
I clicked buy on the Humble THQ Bundle and went “shit, I think I own almost every one of these games!”
And then I realized “Saint’s Row 3 Soundtrack”
Yeah, I’m going to be rocking the crib song in my crib.