I feel like a dick
I’m looking for that special someone.
A lady with the right features for me.
You got a PS3, I got a lot of bells and the Hero’s Outfit in Animal Crossing.
We can make something magical.
And by magical I mean “I want to play your PS3 exclusive games while you do whatever.” Did I mention fruit? I got all sorts of fruit in New Leaf.
I also have a big TV screen and a comfy couch.
I had made plans to go on a noon date with a girl I had a great date with on Monday. I like her, she is smart, has her shit together, good at kissing.
I just know it’s going to end.
She will get sick of me.
And my geeky shit.
May as well just skip to the end.
Communicating with your lady love - a beginners guide.
Is that a kid, or a midget?