I feel like a dick
I had made plans to go on a noon date with a girl I had a great date with on Monday. I like her, she is smart, has her shit together, good at kissing.
But.
I just know it’s going to end.
She will get sick of me.
And my geeky shit.
May as well just skip to the end.
Jill Jackson’s dad hates hipsters.
Smart-alecky types. Not welcome.
That man is wild about you. The floating heads of wisdom can’t be wrong.
Jane had a thing for bookish girls…
Communicating with your lady love - a beginners guide.
Is that a kid, or a midget?
There are manuals and videos.
My Mother, The Man Trap!