Broose Bruce is like okay guys I’m not bankrolling your shit anymore here’s the classifieds go nuts and then he z-snaps away and Alfred replaces the sports section with the actual classifieds because Bruce Broose.
And okay Dick’s had some proper jobs for awhile but he’s out of practice and like he’s not allowed to be a cop anymore so he gets a job teaching kids gymnastics like that one time. And he’s so good at it you guys, it’s like the perfect job for him.
Jason’s like pfft whatever but then he realizes he’s never actually had a legal, 9-5 job before. But hold up, it can’t be that hard, right? So he goes and buys a suit and goes around for interviews but these ‘where do you see yourself in five years’ questions are giving him stomach cramps and wait a minute Mr. Todd it says here you’ve been legally dead for six years?
Cass is chill as all holy fuck she waltzes in and charms the pants off the interviewer. And so now she’s a janitor at Dick’s gym and Bruce’s like egads no I can get you a job as a secretary but Cass is like ew filing and okay Cass can work anywhere that doesn’t involve a lot of talking and oh gosh I don’t even know about her in the working world. Except fuck you Bruce she’s the CEO.
Steph doesn’t have to have this conversation because she’s normal and she’s got college and she doesn’t need Bruce’s money thank you very much.
Tim is a genius so he can get a job anywhere he wants but he kind of doesn’t want to stray far from his family or his friends because he wuvs them so he’s a math tutor at the school that’s across the Dick and Cass’ gym and on his breaks and walks over and thumb wrestles with Cass.
Damian is ten.
Damian has a paper route.