This is the dumbest comic.
Joker tricks Superman into punching a pregnant Lois into space and then nukes Metropolis.
Why?
BECAUUUUSEEEEEE.
And that leads to this panel.
It’s like reading a shitty fanfic.
What Would Joker Do?
The best use of WWJD bracelets.
Figure it out, and do the opposite. The Joker is a crazy psycho killer.
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From Batman #14 by Snyder/Capullo.
This new version the joker is just hitting all the right notes.
Source: Batman #13 by Snyder, Capullo, Glapion
Jesus, just look at her. This is the first time I’ve felt for the new Harley.
Source: Batman #13: by Scott Snyder & James Tynion IV on words. Sal Cipriano on art, Katie Kubert on letters.
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Take in these excellent DC Comics / Star Wars mash up illustrations by Tumblr artist Matthew Petz! I’m assuming that Batt-Fett is nearly unstoppable.
Batt-Fett & Darth Maul/Joker by Matthew Petz (Tumblr) (Twitter)
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Banter
Garrus Vakarian: All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander hives at the start of combat?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Uh, I give up.
Garrus Vakarian: Correct!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.
Garrus Vakarian: Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus Vakarian: How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: 602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus Vakarian: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus Vakarian: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus Vakarian: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus Vakarian: Figuring which side took the hit!
Star Wars x Marvel/DC
Boba Fett + Deadpool by Marco D’Alfonso
Batman x Star Wars by Phillip Selvy
