No, DC, I will not call Captain Marvel SHAZAM! that is silly. Also stupid. Also that whole backup feature is terrible.
He is Captain Marvel.
Carol Danvers is also Captain Marvel.
They can both be Captain Marvel.
Batman injected with Manbat serum wearing power armor.
BECAUSE YOU SHOULD SHIT YOUR PANTS.
I hate how Geoff Johns does Superheroes, it’s so fucking tacky.
first of all, “not interfere” that is fucking bullshit.
Every time you reach out to help someone, that is interfering. Not interfering means doing nothing, not helping, not flying in aid, not helping people reconstruct, not helping to cause negotiations and talk.
This is shitty writing and a shitty comic.
Then the final line as the coup de grace of stupid bullshit of trying to make superheroes edgy, just fuck.
I hate this whole thing.
This issue features weird callbacks, as it mentions things that took place during Dick’s time as Batman, but very specifically doesn’t mention he was Batman at the time.
Also cool to see that Ryp is growing as an artist and getting work at the big companies.
It’s still a really shitty joke that involves
- Not knowing how bras work
- Making her first introduction be based around said boobs
- not being funny
Ok, so for those dumb motherfuckers who enjoy this (or write this, hi Scott, I hate your work, and I am willing to bet i may hate you if I met you. Just based on what you write.)
So 38, that would refer to band size. Which is the torso. Which she has one of.
It’s still terrible and the worst thing about it is that people kept buying the comic.
Scott Lobdell was the primary creative force behind most of the major X-title related storylines, especially the major cross-overs, throughout a majority of the 1990s, including “X-Cutioner’s Song”, “Fatal Attractions”, “Phalanx Covenant”, “Age of Apocalypse”, the “Onslaught” saga, and “Operation: Zero Tolerance”.
I love the two of them as a team. That year of Dick Grayson as Batman with Damian as Robin was great.
Just a reminder, DC’s target audience thought this comic was AWESOME, and not in a “let’s laugh at how fucking terrible the writing is and over overly dramatic and posed the art is” sort of way.
Batman calls a kid retarded while said kid makes the strangest old man face.
I’m supposed to laugh, right? Because ha! He feels like his strings are being pulled and he is attached to ropes.
Like a puppet, get it?
It’s fucking dumb.