An important part of the courtship rituals of queer women
Having lifted her girlfriend up toward the moon in this fashion the romance can now proceed…
During my travels documenting and studying queer ladies around the world, I encountered a particularly interesting moonlit courtship ritual.
An American and Canadian towns married two local women in order to settle a feud. At first, nothing was out of the ordinary, the Canadian lifted the American up as she laid on her back against the sand.
Then the American started doing the Macarena on the Canadian’s feet while juggling coconuts and singing Ave Maria. I still think about it sometimes. Granted, I recently heard they’ve had three kids, but I still wonder… where did she get those coconuts?